Pretty fucking boss Jedi over here.

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I got TM87 cause I’m so HM02.

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Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym:

leetakeuchi:

Expectations:

Reality:

(Source: mungkybeans)

Via Lee Takeuchi

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Women can't math.

Guy One: "1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0=? Let’s see who can do their math."
Dumb Bitch: "0"
Guy Two: "This is why you shouldn’t have equal rights.”

Via Eltriuqs

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.

More laughs here

(Source: damnthatswhatshesaid)

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So, my cousins were at my place a few weeks back, this has been in my autocomplete ever since.

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When trying to do magic:

lolsofunny:

Expectations:

Reality:

BECAUSE I AM NOT A MUGGLE, BITCHES.

(Source: serieengland)

Via Red Hair Don't Care, Dueces Bitch.

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guesswhoimnot-youreright:

bethandbee:

OMG ANOTHER BAND COPIED JUSTIN BIEBER

I DON’T CARE IF UR DA ~QUEEN, JUSTIN BIEBER IS ~KING

AND U NEED 2 STOP ~COPYING HIM AND GET SUM NEW IDEAS

Holy goddamn retard on fire. I am amazed that someone has this much BRAIN DAMAGE. I’m not even being biased because I love Queen but hate Bieber, this is past even the worst cases of stupidity. My sister isn’t a die-hard fan but she likes him and even she would say that this doesnt even has the excuse of ignorance Someone needs to get this girl help, she obviously has some serious issues, like over obsession. and get her a grammar teacher too, because, well….you see what I mean.

Also, this disturbed individual is not alone in stupidity. See? Someone else commented on this and I really just have lost faith in the world if it’s producing idiots in groups like this. Take a look at this little gem that they left:

Listen, I don’t know who these Queens are, but the fact that they’re pretty much just stealing Bieb’s song is pretty fucked up.

Justin should sue them. He’s the one who wrote the song, not them. It’s disgusting.

I rather enjoy this planet, these bitches need to get off it now.

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welcometothebr0deo:

skywardotaku:

chinesepollen:

madelezabeth:

lenkitten:

piepiefry:

datrump:

saaatan:

babyoureinluck:

flanoirbunny:

Link, Hero of DERP

OMG I JUST CAN’T

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED JESUS CHRIST

Good.

I still love him

LOL

/brb making this my ringtone

my new alarm

Skyward Sword has the best voice acting ever and no body ever says a word.

This made me laugh so hard XD

OH MY GOD. YES.

Via クソデスペニス。

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Lazy? Good sir or Madame, I think the term you were thinking of is “efficient.”

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The Weeping Jester: 3DS: First Thoughts

cumbender:

theweepingjester:

the next big handheld for Nintendo, the 3DS with it’s no-glasses-required 3D capabilities was something everyone was excited for. So how does it work?

well actually it works pretty well. the 3D looks great. however, it only works if you’re looking directly at the screen. this means the game won’t…

I just have one question to ask and I’m not trying to be rude or disrespectful in any way but, are you fucking blind?
“there’s really no superior graphics from the previous version”
But that’s fucking wrong.